Thursday, March 27, 2008

A Problem of Frogs - Part 2

The Great Frog Explosion had started as an innocent prank. Rouge scientist, Dr. Jim Leotard, thought it might be funny if he "tweaked" the genetic code of his friend Larry's pet frog so that it could reproduce asexually. Little did he know that frogs were always thinking about "doin' it" and so the moment that he pulled the frog out of the Gene-o-tron 2600 little froggies started poppin' out like Skittles from a busted candy jar.

Then the babies had babies and those babies had babies and so on and so forth, etc. - you get the picture - Frog City U.S.A.!

Soon there were roving packs of frogs that would swallow groups of children whole as they stood waiting for the bus or playing POGs out on the playground. Why was it always children? Who knows... frogs can be cruel that way.

Something had to be done. No one wants to live in a Frog Soup - let alone be devoured by a gang of hungry, horny amphibians. But why didn't anyone seem to care? Had we all been numbed into a state of total sloth by Lean Cuisines and Access Hollywood. Can't we do something to help ourselves? Professor D'Wang was going to find out... or die trying...

1 comment:

Tony said...

or die finding out or find out dying or die and then find out...