
Then the babies had babies and those babies had babies and so on and so forth, etc. - you get the picture - Frog City U.S.A.!
Soon there were roving packs of frogs that would swallow groups of children whole as they stood waiting for the bus or playing POGs out on the playground. Why was it always children? Who knows... frogs can be cruel that way.
Something had to be done. No one wants to live in a Frog Soup - let alone be devoured by a gang of hungry, horny amphibians. But why didn't anyone seem to care? Had we all been numbed into a state of total sloth by Lean Cuisines and Access Hollywood. Can't we do something to help ourselves? Professor D'Wang was going to find out... or die trying...
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or die finding out or find out dying or die and then find out...
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