only one is really any good

I think you'll agree that only one of these band names is any good.

1. Lantern Rental and Repair
2. Herb Specs
3. Growbot
4. Big Mint
5. Mushroom Forecast

PS

guess which one of these will be the possible name for my possible solo project.

1. the woolly mathematic
2. the pros
3. the practice shots
4. winterfjord
5. gusts of hail

if you guessed the practice shots, you are right. its a decent name.

10 Most Dormant Bands in this Zip Code

1. The Squid Valley Maids
2. Veal Marmalade
3. Mix'd Nuts
4. The Uninhabited Islands
5. The Nurses of Planet F
6. Deliberate Lingo
7. Fox Scorpion
8. The New Airplanes
9. The Oats
10. Twisted Tweety

tuesday

chipped moon laughin through
clock says 6:30
slack jawed, plaid
wine on tweed

bugles crying brass
rows of corn and blue dragon dirt
sardine tins burning on coal
whiskey water teeth rinse cup
sailboat up on blocks
one crooked line of spray paint gold

mini-prose

Hyper-resonated snow crystals keep on falling down. I can hear the Earl Grey over bubbling on the tea machine. The ear muffs are hanging on the brass hook by the drafty window and outside is a harsh wonder. Goretex bodysuit is there but won't look at me. I am in my three layers of beige warmers and the LPs are stacked against the heavy 1890's footstool. Where are the toadstools? Spores slumbering in the ice. Crystal tears of the ancient world and the sun not melting the branches but just skeptically glinting. Wood is chopped and stacked in a small pile by a rusty, frozen Toyota Camary the color rouge. The only sound that works is the sound of tear stained timber with strings strung across and strummed in the 70's. Dry bread. Stack and load. Moonlit. Doesn't matter. Crispy corners and wild eagles.

20 LPs

1. Loretta Hackenberry - Finger Lakes of America
2. Misses Elder - Sunset Morning
3. Harmonica Women's Union - Blues
4. Sparkle Collection - Penny Nickel
5. Natchez - Hundred Dollar Shoe
6. Big Young Man - Melted Extension
7. Fold Museum - Starchy Isolated Puffs
8. Puff Bag - Steam Rag
9. Shark Circle - Strict Fiddle
10. Irish Plaster - There's the Harbor
11. Ice Dandelion - Lion Caves
12. Anthology - Pierce Ear
13. Probably It's Wednesday - What Day Is It?
14. Peppermint Change - Wheelbarrow
15. My Shoe - My Shoe
16. Reconstructed Statues - #8
17. Strong Tease - Whip
18. Hockey Puck- Steel Concrete
19. Dusk - Musk
20. Cheap Life Marathon - Distrust

regarding shrimp

perhaps someone within 100 miles is cooking shrimp
for certain someone is - at a restaurant
there is such a thing as Red Lobster
it is a place where you can go and have the seafood experience
dip a net into the sea and then whatever you get
you can cook it with butter
and have something from the bar
not a lemonade
have something nicer
something cold
i'm paying for this
take a look at the wine list
how about a cocktail?
do they have something with the word "wharf'" in it?
a shrimp cocktail is not a cocktail
how about a martini with a big fresh cooked shrimp in there?
the oily vodka infusing it's just slightly rubbery meat
hey, just ask and see if they can do that
let's get a big order of the shrimp
i want to stay here until i can barely walk
in a good way
nothing destructive here
just us here having a seafood experience
right off the highway
in the darkness