Original Poem by The Original Junky Raisin

Secluded aerosol in the cloud ridden dance fortress. Now enhanced with stereo. Requirement is pants. Force yourself to attend. Bacon and sauerkraut right out of the chambers. Do it yourself salt. Come rain, come rainbows, come cavity causing cheese. Comes a chariot paid for with typos. Come thin slices of financial security and tiny eyes that peek out from nowhere. Dripping wet rainbows, relieved. Do it yourself pancakes and millions of bubbles forming around a cartoon head. Today my fingers are like Jeeps that skid and plod along a road of liquid soap. Tin snow crackers in commemorative painted boxes made of balsa wood. Hinges made of copper. Nine volt battery excluded on purpose. Nine volt battery exalted, expunged, explained. Vocal sheriff with the toxic lawn mowing system. He dips into the back country and dips his tips in goose juice. A natural stain. Products of Jimmy. Briefcase Orchestra: Concert For Jimbo.

Curly Haired Wizard with the hip huggers and the electric sax. Let him cast the first fist and spray the first arpeggio. Let the ceiling become the floor as the blaring music becomes a floating ceiling feeder, a bloated baby grand with 88 beauteous teeth. Let the drum man named San Juan play the drum with cucumbers. May each seed take root. Water the floor with A & W.

This poem is by The Original Junky Raisin and was mass-emailed to over 40,000 people on April 1st, 2008. It is one of the most popular poems on the Internet as of April 1, 2008.