Can you meet me later?

I've drawn up a sitemap of all the buildings in Hobbiton. Since you've never visited, I thought this might help you make your way later tonight. Can you meet me at the edge of the Pond of Luck at dusk? We'll take a leisurely stroll past the Monument of Joy and then down to the Magical Garden to see if Old Bib Scraggins is out geting tipsy on overripe fruit in the greenberry patch.

I trust you won't show this to anyone... especially not Lord Blackbrain, Keeper of the Wooden Horn. He would most definitely creep into the Hall of Afterlife late at night and extinguish the eternal flame of positive vibrations... and that would be a major bummer.