Friday's Lemon

I was sitting on the front steps
Sucking on Friday's Lemon
When who should walk by
But The Slouch and Awkward Steve

I hadn't seen them
Since the incident at the Blue Bottle
So needless to say
I shot them quite the look

Not the best idea I ever had

The creamed me royally

Now I'm stuck headfirst in this rain barrel
Lend a hand?

I'll give you first dibs
On the last Klondike