Lost in the Vanilla Dome

Somehow I got lost in the Vanilla Dome.
Luckily, however, I have:

- 1 Sony Walkman
- 1 32 track mix on a 90 min. medium bias
- 2 15 oz. bags of Tough Puffs
- 12 temporary tattoos (dragon mix!)
- 1 forged note excusing me from P.E.
- 3 wild raspberry firecrackers (w/extra long wicks)
- 1 worn copy of Island of the Blue Pumas
- 1 set of 5-D glasses
- 1 can of BestYet Burnt Cherry Soda (room temp)
- 9 bicentennial quarters

Does anyone have a map of this place? If so, please cross over the Doughnut Plains and through Morton's Castle and drop it down the red pipe at the edge of Soda Lake. Thanks!