Friday, September 14, 2007

The Ultimate Meal

I'm thinking about giving up eating normal meals (who has the time!) and solely subsisting on The Ultimate Meal. The makers of this product state the following:

"We believe that the optimum source of nourishment for the human body does NOT come in the form of synthetic vitamins, minerals, anti-oxidants, tablets, powders, pills, or for that matter, cooked or processed foods or any animal products. It DOES, however, come in the form of raw, properly sprouted, freeze-dried, cold-milled and preferably organic plant foods that have their enzymes and nutrients intact as nature intended, as well as natural, potent anti-oxidants in optimum, not trace amounts."

Sure, why not! I just ordered 400 grams—no more sandwich assembly or time consuming
sautéing for this guy (I may however occasionally supplement my Ultimate Meal diet with a BLT or a Nutty Butterfinger Blizzard, so don't give me no grief if you see me in line at the DQ).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think one 400 ounce tin lasts one statistically-average human lifetime.