What is it? It is actual powderized lobster shell. You can shake out a palmful of the powder and then mix with a lubricant or lotion of your choice and then apply to some part of your body (or your whole body if need be).
Why? The idea here is that the powderized lobster shell contains some natural pain relieving compounds that would do well as a general analgesic.
Where did this idea come from? The theory is that since lobsters don't appear to have aches and pains, that their shell would contain this trait and could be transferred to humans transdermally. It is my belief that these compounds could cross the blood brain barrier and go directly to the centers in the brain that are responsible for perception of aches and pains, and for a time, those signals could be interrupted.
Is there any science behind this? Not yet. But I am working with Dr. Joe Osmond (University of Ottawa) to get the science piece done.
How much will it cost? Here's the good news. It will only cost $9.99 for a month's supply (5 ounces). You get a scalp massager too that stimulates your dreams to allow lucid (or at least more vivid) dreams. This has been reported to us by Jim and Sarah Mankowski (from Ottawa). The scalp massager is made from a ridged clam shell that fits nicely in your hand and if your rub it across your scalp, it gives a massage by virtue of the natural grooves. Also, it imparts tiny magnesium particles into your bloodstream transdermally (very relaxing) that several people have reported (Jim and Sarah Mankowski, Dale Rosen, Kip Underbite, and The Daniels Brothers - all Ottawans).
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What do you want to do to my shell, smash it in little pieces? Herb from new jersey, auhtor of "The lobster and the chicken" a fable for adults in search of enlightenment. It sounds like it would hurt and I like my shell, i have become used to having it on. Yes, Im the lobster and my ex girlfriend is the chicken, at the moment she is not talking to me and I think being a "little shellfish" Thanks Herb Palmer jr www.lobsterandchicken.com
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